Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jalen, how do you spell cat …. Ummmm …..
Fast corners. That third loop was a surprise.
The wife and I almost burst into tears.
That's great.
Good.
- But a nice change. - Truly. Thumbs up.
- Denise, can I have your paper? - No.
Hi, Chainsaw.
The computer made an error.
I don't know
You were fabulous. This is from both of us.
- I certainly did. - You're full of bull.
There's room to negotiate.
I'm not having dinner with you.
- OK. - Let's go, people.
You want me to lie? OK.
In return, we'll show up, we'll pay attention
Your Honor, to keep a couple of students out of trouble.
- I'll go get my things. - No, wait. You cooked dinner.
Yeah, you are. But you could be doing so much better.
Mr. Shoop, I'm granting you tenure.
...free. Here's how it works. All of us have been ripped off, right?
What are eggs?
I might.
All of us.
Yeah.
These are Mexican. You do not know what's in these babies.
Shoop, this girl's dyslexic.
Interesting phenomenon. What do you want from me?
- Hi. - Hi, Pam.
- Maybe I should come back later. - Why?
Goodbye, Mr. Shoop.
You expect me to relate to the written word
This officer is here to see that there is no cheating.
Oh, bye-bye, Freddy.
It's OK, you can say bullshit in here.
luana bye and taina wikira. sue powell and sonia toyne.
It's starting.
- You wanna use my car? - I'm under adult supervision.
- Chainsaw, stop doing that. - Stop doing what?
If I knew anything, would I be in this butt-hole class?
- Mr. Shoop. - Ciao.
If only I'd known sooner.
You ever do that with one of your students?
and our hero, Leatherface, chainsaws his legs.
- Oh, I love that movie. - Yeah. Yeah, me too.
Wait a minute. You're not dismissed.
- and if you want me out, just say it. - No, no, I'm not the perfect wave.
Please take your seats.
Fact: alcohol kills brain cells. You lose one more, you’re a talkin monkey.
Listen, man, you can't tell anybody, OK? They think I'm 21.
- Eight AM. - See, the correct answers do not stop.
Hey. Sorry about the noise.
Oh, don't be a wuss.
- Thank you. - We take a lot of pride in our work.
Cody At the end of social distancing
Oh, this hand's gotta be free to put around the babes.
That's right. It's his.
- Well, go ahead. Teach. - Right.
- Was that the highest? - Well, almost.
Save the phlegm. You're not driving anywhere.
C, C, C, C... Trump in his last 24hrs in office
- What did you do, pass out Valiums? - This is a natural lull.
Does anybody need anything?
- It's a female thing. - Oh, yeah, I understand.
my couch set on fire, my goldfish murdered,
Please.
Hi.
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very...
- God, it was really American. - American, yes.
You looking for a seat?
- Jizzum-head! - Jizzum-head. Yeah, good one.
Come on.
- What are eggs? - I'll surprise you.
- I don't believe this greed. - Believe it, man. I need a houseboy.
Bring those buns over here. Mama's got some software for you, baby.
I am Chainsaw.
Come back, you dumb dildo. Wait, no, you're not a dildo.