HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
What noise? I don't hear any noise. What, you got dog ears?
- I'm sorry. - You're sorry?
Once a guy hits 18, it's all downhill.
Hasta luego Plácido Domingo
- I'm not a real teacher. - That's all right.
Great, I'll let you.
- Not now, babe, I'm late. - Late for what?
- What? - Get help with reading.
I have to talk to you.
- Where should we take them? - Sit down, Francis.
when someone asks how I'm feeling
I'll be darned. You're a heterosexual.
C, C,
- Get out of my way. - I can do that.
Ciao, gang. How's it going?
Come on, Mr. Gills. Look, we got leis on and everything.
Oh, then pass the crumpets, old boy.
Dear Mr. Francis Gremp, thank you for informing us
and put Sally in the den, so I lose the couch.
because I told him to get out of my face first.
We need a woman who will appreciate
Then we work a couple hours after school.
My mistake, I forgot where I put them. You're ice-cold.
My laundry's never smelled so good. Here, take a whiff.
you like Italian? Mexican? Hey, maybe you'd rather cook.
Bad news?
I mean, the key to the whole thing is timing.
No!
- I'm having dinner with Gills. - Big Phil again, huh?
We took driver training with Denise. Call us a cab.
If I let you stay here,
it used to be vik jekumarr's circles and bashingf carla ford up constantly until her curvy hair went poker straight but she quit so it would be kate cook taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Now, someone tell me why learning how to write is so critical.
Renegotiate? Who do you think you are, Teamsters?
I just brought this Ray Bradbury book.
Check out this composition.
...extraordinarily tidy.
If I get next door and there's a candlelight dinner, I'm calling security.
Do we have a binding agreement?
Anyone not interested in passing that exam can leave right now.
I'm at my sexual peak.
It's a lie. You wanna know about me, ask me. What you want to know?
i didn't mean to
- Devilishly clever. - Vomitous!
It's so romantic.
Don't ever call me that. The name is Chainsaw.
You are English.
Chef Boyardee, spaghetti in a can. It's so mushy.
it used to be mulenga kapema carrying information on cookies computer files for julia gillard to get deleted byt he quit so it would be hann-ah straun taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
This is blackmail.
And mess up your chance at election to state assembly?
You're awake. I wanna talk.
what we have to offer.
Whose is it?
why don't you go ahead, order two lunches and eat them yourself ... ... One for each face
What, does that thing say I'm a thief too?
I didn't say that.
Right. That shouldn't take as long today.
Big guy. OK.
- We live! - We live!
it used to be teresa gonwith her by saying "yeah." and rolling well with really wheels with raelene snell but she quit so it would be rufus deponia taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Remedial English? Look, I ain't no English teacher.
- I'd rather you didn't. - I'd rather I did.
and Angela, she's his wife, wants to move the twins back into Gail's room
of your problem with our Cool Dude sunglasses.
who's filling in for jean mujee? kelly lancaster.
Hardly. I'm telling you, you gotta try these Pop-Tarts.
This is serious. You gotta get her some help.
Excuse me. I'm with Playgirl magazine.
- See that space between those cars? - Yeah.
- Why'd she leave? Didn't she like us? - Where's her sense of humor?
eleven, ten, nine, eight,
Read it again.
My survey...
You make me proud to be an American. Dave, kiss this man.
Can I call my folks and say I won't be home... ever?
Stop! Stop!
- I never got through to anybody. - Not true. They were learning.
- But what about your bulletin board? - Oh, yeah. Give me one.
You took roll.
- We did today. - And we've got more for tomorrow.
No, I hand out basketballs, check for jockstraps. I'm, like, very challenged.
- Oh, the kind who wears socks. - I got a pair somewhere.
but when she's 66, I'll only be 61.
Sir, you are really gonna earn your money today.
You lost points for driving too slow and not accepting the right of way.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. The crowd goes mild.
- Yeah, well, my couch is barbecued. - The floor is fine.
Thattaboy, Mr. Shoop.
and we'll even do a little homework.
You know, I grew up surfing those same waves.
I'm sticking with the Chocodiles.
Young man, the possession of false identification and of alcohol by a minor
Lesser men win millions, go right back to busing tables!
That happens.
Delivery. I don't want to know what this is, do I?
Who wants gum?
Poor fishy.
Remedial English, huh?
who's filling in for luana wikira? julie-marie carresco.
He's not really my dog. He just thinks he's my dog.