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of Murray Hill if you're in New York.
Yeah.
I am a classy bitch.
For those kids were throwing those big flat Velcro disc
I'm in high school all over again.
and then they end the relationship anyway.
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you know, he would like to see me
or all the words he's saying to you actually mean anything.
Oh, darling.
And I'm also kind of holding out because I don't--
I just want to hold you.
My family is massive
- Oh, I'm so excited. - I need a drink.
[upbeat music plays]
"Also her socks don't match." That's on me.
You have things to show for your dream.
So, it's like, I can't win.
and she would still get all this male attention
Baby, your man is winning.
- But what about you? - I'm in Manchester now.
before like I came over here and started teaching.
It's giving. It's giving everything.
The handball guy, his name is Leo.
Adja is very, very good
who here has a girlfriend right now?
----ing go bitch. Damn right.
Manchester. Is it far from London?
I know I'm all over the place.
And like, they also like,
Hey, if you win, I hate you.
with the six hour time difference from New York.
Like there's no respect.
You know, I keep that MF thing on me.
I'm either, like, at home, like, hardcore,
or just an our generation thing to,
- Hey, babe. How're you? - Hey, baby.
Aww!!
Oh, smack it.
A family friend offered me a position
put a Jewish woman in a kitchen, I do wonders.
My apartment is super new.
I feel like when I'm in America, I'm never courted.
that she was...
How's-- how's Paris?