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But it's a hobby, though.

fucking ungrateful douche bag?

Then it's your fault. Your mess.

Time? It's the same.

That maricon wouldn't know labor

So I go out and he's not in the waiting room, he's not in the lobby.

Yeah, stop here.

If the wrong person realizes there's product moving through this prison...

Where was it we're going?

This is awesome.

Are you kidding me?

No! Don't you go!

I want to make an educated guess.

How did we go from not talking about kids at all

shuffleboard table. You're welcome.

Red's fighting a bigger fight. Shit's changing around here.

Glad you're making new friends, Chapman.

What do you mean by that?

I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk,

little Tricia's got a mean old case of the detox blues.

A couple of years ago, we found two women naked from the waist down,

And then there were two.

And Mendez? Question.

instead of waiting.

And I'm healthy. Also ish.

But that's pineapple soda.

Some blanca guesser bitch won the Twix.

I'm assuming you're both fluent in Hindi.

Dimitri. So good to see you.

Red Version Original

You think if I wrote stories about you, I might make the papers?

and throw yourself on his mercy.

No, that's really okay.

I feel sad that you feel sad.

If I guess closest to the birth time, I could win a Twix.

Do you think that I'm a narcissist or a horse's ass?

but now I just cheek 'em and trade 'em for black eyeliner.

Not too close, though. I'm contagious.

Oh, just my luck, right? I go into labor

to starting a prison family?

Personally, I went on sad drugs when I got here,

that's what the counselors are for.

Okay. Let me show you around over here.

Literally every chance they got.

I'll be back. Breathe. Relax and breathe.

That, and I stockpile from commissary.

Just keep walking, mami. I'm gonna try.

Make it not broken.

Wait, you ain't playin'?

I'ma kill that motherfucker! The nurse?

It's a raw deal.