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Maybe, just maybe, we will get friendly again. Maybe.
Yo, T, them motherfuckers don't know shit. You know that.
For you.
It's my bunk, too. I get no say in this?
Yo, if that shit don't come through soon,
Maybe we can get you a job in here.
Relax. I do this all the time.
I'm engaged. Right.
Okay, you're taking this personally.
from being born on a gin-soaked
As in get back together come around?
I've been a horse's ass?
you gotta start filibustin' the WAC.
We're just getting started, bitch.
You know, for my son, they told me to play with my chichitas.
about, uh, the surge in home breweries in Brooklyn
I will write you up if you sneeze,
How what went?
Nothing. Never mind.
So you're good.
Who's a smoothie, now, bitches?
Hey.
Okay, I'm not sure that our current situation applies here.
Yeah.
Did she get the extra stitch?
Hey! Y'all done having fun?
Hey, there, baby bump.
You have no idea.
No suspicious delivery guy,
Am I supposed to tell them that I made you get into the dryer?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah?
I think I can reach it if I could
I wasn't laughing at you.
it feels like
I heard back from the board.
and realize what a fucking horse's ass you've been.
Yeah.
Quietly.
We had fun as usual.
I look forward to it.
Mail delivery will be delayed
Oh, really? I bet my balls we get 10 more
So, listen. You know all those conversations
They'll be here soon. Just rest.
So the nurses hated me, 'cause I kept makin' Exorcist jokes.
Every week, we almost close.
You might remember her as the bloodsucking dragon-cunt?
Who, me?
And if they turn up, the warden's gonna want somebody's head.
and pray it doesn't turn out like that one.
I can't tell you what I don't know.