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Look, I know you like to be everyone's manic pixie dream girl,
Because that's what I look like
I just need to get my credit card.
I do get to use the company car.
Your break's over in eight minutes.
to be out on bond while we continue
I didn't... last year, I had intense
Oh, he for sure wouldn't.
♪ Tell me lies ♪
Sandra, look. Mateo got out.
I got a brand-new polo.
that Mateo is donating his liver to me.
Look, what if I lose my job and he doesn't get out?
Would you maybe mention to your Tita Irma
Mmm.
Um, yes,
but Mateo managed to teach those inner city kids
exceptional employees.
No! I'm just saying,
Hey, man, I need you to go to Dollywood with me
so isn't that enough?
Amazing! Let's do that.
I even went out and bought a camera phone.
all I've got is, he's a good employee,
How could you do this to Mateo?
that I sort of, like, made all of this possible?
And finally, good news:
Yeah, all I have to do is tell him
I mean, like, corporate could hear that I said it?
I told them how Mateo and I are BFFs.
Yummy.
my sweet and innocent voice, and bam,
Wow, um...
so you each have eight seconds