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Those kids are really mean.
♪ When your bum goes numb from kneeling some ♪
while I lean on my own knee.
(crying)
MAN: Oh, no, you're not.
You're gonna beat the crap out of them,
(grunting)
Is everyone watching?
They're falling asleep out there.
Oh, someone's in here.
Now show me "Stow the Hymnals."
I want to impress you
Well, I'm gonna have to get waxed first.
with titles that are also candy bars.
♪ When church is lame and you miss the game, it's a tragedy ♪
Push‐Up Butt,
Ow, my balls?
but also see if I can peek down your sports bra.
All right, good night, Stewie.
(grunting)
Stewie, how would you like
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
we shake like that epic handshake meme.
But only if God will kill a bunch of babies for no reason.
I got a soupy keister.
I'm your rides home, guys.