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Yeah. That was a creative call.
Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs.
Unless he was using a code, that's all I got.
I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy to help unearth...
- I used to play with my grandfather. - Pull up a chair.
The kids won't suffer without a clump of fur on their heads.
and that final eruption of pleasure.
- You would do that for me? - Why wouldn't I?
So I told her about your little problem.
Oh, Jordana, you are a life-saver. Thank you.
She hoped that finding one would lead to the other.
I love sax. Alto, right?
OK. So now that I'm going to do some "heavy lifting",
It's a little chilly out here. Do you mind if we discuss this inside?
- I love sex. - All right.
Don't believe I'm a good person, but believe I care about my husband.
in hopes of finding bargains they don't really ned,
We still have time to change the ending back.
- Yeah. We go to the same school. - Of course you do.
I just have a feeling.
to the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted,
If you let him go, he's gonna chow down on other defenseless old ladies.
I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick?
to our parent coordinator, the amazing Maisy Gibbons.
- Hey. - Oh. Hey there, you two.
Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom.
It could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.
I have to make 25 mini quiches for my book club.
Severe depression, borderline personality disorder.
- I don't know what to say. - Then perhaps you should say nothing.
Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market.
Why does this mean so much to you?
I don't know, Julie. Pretend to be bulimic. Gag a little.
I don't think it will upset the children.