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Actually, you're the first person
-CHARMAINE: No. -Are you kidding? -Yeah. He said that...
SEAN: And here it is. The crown jewel of the home.
She died right in front of my eyes.
When my dog had to get put down,
-Vampires are real! -Let the double hypnosis
a big coincidence that I go outlooking for virgins
Oh-- and behave.
Oh, no.
of the owl's temperament tonight?
Even though the owl didn't show up.
Oh, wow.
FRANK: Uh, Sean, those are batteries.
doesn't mean that I'm destined to be this vampire killer.
It's like they're, uh, vampiresor something.
And, you know, I devoted my life to it, so...
Why don't you go catch it somewhere else?
share this gift with me?
Seems like it would take up a lot of your time
-I want a quinceañera. -Quinceañera?
Oh, um, Claude, okay.
-each year. -All right, bros, who's ready
So, do you have any knowledge
It's starting to make my hair fall out.
but we can speak on the computerso you'll see my face.
that you have to remember
Eh... oh, maybe check behind
Okay? It's like the universe has been trying
That we are vampires.
that absorbs human screams.
The place will be a fucking bloodbath.
Mama? Mama?
And she was really screaming.
The neurologist has her on Aricept now,
-Yeah. -...dark, soundproof room
And they certainly do not want to sacrifice their present privileges
-Yes. -My boys.
But very bitter, apparently.
Yeah, I know it's a Super Bowl party, but
Yes, but it is now necessary to do
-Yeah, push it to the left... -Yeah, you got
applesauce sloshing around in their skulls.