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Do you know how much a train to Poughkeepsie costs?
I belong to gyms.
I mean, it's just a dressing room sign, right?
No English, no, no.
What-- you don't wanna take the elevator, right?
I mean, it's a zero-sum game.
Better bye.
I sell one ticket, I cover most of that.
We're raising children.
No, no, no.
I need to get to the club."
"walk over to the computer,
Come here, come here, come on.
Is that right?
Mm?
You come see me--
It came out of a chicken's ass.
- and you'll be depressed and lonely. - Uh-huh.
All right, all right.
Oh...
So you went to the gym.
Yes, I do, I've been five times in the last week...
Oh, it's not what he said.
Ah, I'm all right.
which is how I spell my name.