Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I founded the Don Geiss Diabetes Research Foundation,
who's best known for using a corporate credit card at a gay strip club!
Jack, you handsome son of a gun! This guy gets younger every time I see him!
Buddy up.
OK, bartender, could you bring me a Mustang Melon
Oh, my God. Me too.
I wouldn't be able to focus, either.
- What are you doing? - Payback.
This is my horse
I love cursing. I love it.
When my daughter Shahita was born, she had chubby arms and legs and a big, bald head.
Frank, wake up. You're not allowed to sleep through the topical meeting.
Like, "muncus."
That's why I keep my junk covered.
Everyday Always fail
I'm ridiculous. I'm black.
Where is everybody?
HE CALLED ME THE WORST NAME ...The One That Rhymes With The Name Of Your Favourite Todd Rundgren Album
Could you keep your voice down, please? You're embarrassing yourself.
Yeah,they like you.
and we'll talk about getting you back in the movie business.
Bringing Tracy Jordan was a smart move, Jack.
But if you ever... if any of you ever call me that horrible word again,
no more walking all over me.