Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

l'm writing during the odd moments of the job, much as Jack London did.
Second, may l thank you all for helping me see the light.
Wow! l'm 85. What's your excuse?
l've been drinking all evening. Now l have something to say.
Use the jukebox. lt doesn't work either, but it's only a dime.
- Sam, did you get that piano fixed? - No, l didn't... Did you?
- He's been at it an hour and a half. - Poor guy.
''...someone.''
l helped you. l fought the Kaiser when your daddy was in diapers.
Sammy, why keep something that doesn't work?
That would explain all the blank pages.
to the young lady l insulted earlier. l lost my head.
A remark a customer dropped just a moment ago.
Why, thanks.
Yes. He's a very attractive fellow.
Was he a bad waitress, too?
Here's a little-known fact. Most of you probably assume
Yeah, l served in the navy, Buzz. ln Pensacola.
- Where's the rest of my outfit? - What you got on looks silly enough.
Yeah.
Kevin, sit down for a second.
Lafayette, we are here!
lt is clear now l am not fit for the monastery.
l'm not ready for the lampshade yet.
and when the others walk in, he yells out,