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Sam, l want a drink only men drink, something that makes women sick.
l'll give you some more coffee.
Can l have your attention?
You know, Sam, that Kevin'll make a great monk. He's got a good attitude.
Smite me again, barkeep!
No, sir.
- Want a beer, Norm? - Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?
l know just what she means. l once had a religious experience
Sure. Be glad to.
That's good, that's really good.
You've been writing some pretty stupid stuff in it.
No. He's back there alone, throwing darts.
Reporters hung around, waiting for me to say something intelligent.
Sorry, Diane.
l want spontaneous statements. You've been trying too hard.
l know l'm a novice drinker, but l've only had one since l got here.
and l'm not one. But you are.