Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK, l'll make this one weaker. No charge for the water.
Buy me a pitcher, you can kiss me on the lips!
Hi. What'll you have?
Sam, l got this one. Buzz, l'm the fella you talked to this morning.
l never had a calling. l talked myself into believing that.
l was never in the Army, but l did serve in uniform. l was a Brownie.
Absolutely. You OK?
Come on. Let me show you the back room. lt's in the back.
l've never had hard liquor in my life.
l mean the other boys from the 22nd Brigade. l'm meeting them here.
Put that in your notebook, l break your fingers.
Believe me, l know what l'm talkin' about.
Well, it's not!
l hate to admit it but Carla just got in the book.
Well, it occurs to me that sometimes we find truth comes in a glass.
l'm glad you're going in a monastery. You could be a real heartbreaker.