Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What you writing, Slats? - My thoughts.

When l played baseball, l was quoted all the time.

Fine! l don't want to be in that stupid, pretentious book, anyway.

The fightin' Double Deuce is on the loose!

l know the feeling!

Good night, Kev!

Gee, Diane, that piano's been busted for what, twenty years?

Kevin, you realise what this means?

Coach, why did you find it inspiring if you got the piano fixed?

- Sam, any of my squad check in? - Not yet, Buzz.

You mean things said by customers, employees?

Wait. Wait a second...

and spit on the floor.

Sam, there are a lot of people in this book just as dumb as you are.

Kevin, speaking as a woman,

Sometimes people say things that strike me as snippets of Americana.

- OK, Norm, pay up. - Whaddaya say?

First, l'd like to make a public apology

that l would meet a monk and a doughboy?

Kevin, it's our pleasure.

l want natural poetry, OK?