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Schmidt left like an hour ago.

- I've got T-shirt, socks... - Is this a sewing kit?

- What are you doing here, Cece? - Sorry, I just came to get Schmidt.

- Right. - This year we're gonna make up for it.

- What has gotten into you? - No.

- Arrested in Mexico? - I wasn't gonna tell you...

I'm gonna act like you didn't just say that, Cliff.

- Schmidt? - Hey, Jess, what are you doing?

I've never ever cared about Valentine's Day before.

You're a really great guy and, um, I...

Leave your car there and I'll come get you, okay?

- I'm gonna rip him a new one. - Very intimidating.

Put it right here. Because I like it.

Yeah, it's a sewing kit.

Yeah, I got your text. And yeah, it was wrong...

I thought we said no guys.

- Can I call you tomorrow? - Yeah, it's fine, go.

I feel so alone sometimes.

because I came with you, so I... - Oh. No, no.

You don't want your first one-night stand to be with some stranger.

- Yeah. - Really?

Cece, you are way too beautiful. She'll think she doesn't have a shot with me.

Why are you crashing Jess' one-night stand?

And if anyone finds it...

because I'm not leaving you alone like this with all of that.

- I will murder you! - Bye.

Why are you talking like that?

And I lied to you.

Hey, are you gonna be done soon?

I'm at Shelby's, and there's two other girls here.