Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God help you if you get sucked into a brunch.

- Okay. What was that? - I don't wanna be a lawyer.

A normal man can go maybe three times in a night...

- Now I gotta do all this stuff. - I know. I'm sorry.

I mean, despite the age difference, I would just take that to Pound Town.

Oh, that's in process.

Like a Dominican teenager playing Little League.

Point is, I looked around at my life...

Well, I got my heart broken.

Okay, all of you, get out of here.

It's about rich white people remodeling their kitchen.

You can't go on a first date on Valentine's Day.

We are actually gonna meet up later because he's got a little surprise for me.

So how did you get that far into law school and then drop out?

What about lunch, man?

I'm sorry, I don't know who's smelling what tonight.

All right, can you stop?

- I don't wanna do this. - Don't. Not tonight.

Don't over-think it.

Hey, Confucius say, "You work for me."

Because I'm feeling pretty twirly.

Having sex with him, it's gonna be missionary with a lot of eye contact.

But I'll tell you what, I would still hit that.