Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are we hanging out? That's awesome.

So you weren't expecting a girls' night, were you?

I'm not a web creator.

He's right on this one. Sorry.

That redhead? I thought you totally had that.

I just told him a story about when I got arrested in Mexico.

Yeah, but the second half of that story is...

Freak by John Leguizamo, any scripts from the first season of Vampire Diaries.

You okay? Lady?

That would have been crazy.

One of the tacos had extra cheese, and the other one had avocados.

and also kind of hot.

Tonight is all about what Little Jess wants.

Let me guess, your bike broke down. Fixed-gear, single-speed.

But I went full out with the cheesy Valentine's Day stuff.

I wanna try a one-night stand.

And for once in my life, I'm gonna spend some time with my birds.

- I'm sorry. - No, no, no.

He's literally the most boring person I've ever met.

For two years, I had her number in my phone as "Shretty."

- What? - There's no thrill.

- I got a nose strip on my face. - Leave.

All right, just get in there, man.

She can't afford to move out. She doesn't work.