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From the man who used an entire KGB surveillance team...
Because in one hour, the world's most dangerous terrorists...
I get to go to the French Riviera on the ISIS dime to do what?
I will. Oh, and Cyril may be clingy, but at least I know I can trust him.
Hey, she knew the job was risky going in.
Ha! Seriously though, you should look through some of her design catalogs.
I know, right? Now he wants to contribute.
as my beautiful companion. - Ha-ha.
murder somebody for some migas right now.
- Oh, well, now what? - Ugh.
Oh, well, isn't that convenient?
but there's only one way to find out. - Give me that.
Sorry, is ice from cooler.
Because he turns women into whores.
So now we have champagne, huh?
this, what we just did, you'll keep this our secret?
WHORE IT MEANS TO BE PROSTITUTE
- Do you have any KGB agents nearby? - Meh...
Agents Archer and Kane, of ISIS. - What?
Let's see you get a new boyfriend after I have a talk with Cyril.
You knew the whole time?
Oh, my God, I can't breathe.
Now remember, I want the entire data system on those new servers...
and kill the arms dealer trying to sell them, Spirodon Skorpio.
Wooden spoons are a huge emotional trigger for me, Lana.
His big, tan, muscle-bulgy arms.
Oh, man! Whoo!
- All right, you heard Mr. Skorpio. - No, just Skorpio.
Cyril, come on. Don't listen to...
You. And plus, I have a boyfriend.
I just kept putting him off, making him re-shave his balls.
Are you date-of-employment, or...? Calendar-year!
You look, uh...