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All right, dupree, go get the gun belts.
They send out here all the time.
- Travis? - Oh, shit!
[siren]
Has completed 18 weeks of sheriff's academy training.
- Mmm, I think I'm gonna have lunch now.
- Oh! Get away from me!
- "I got him." - beginner's luck.
- Yeah.
You're gonna have to give up.
- We need your home address.
It's important to me.
- You know why we're here, don't you?
- Yes! - Gimme 5!
- Yeah.
- Got him!
If we're giving italians guns
I don't want anybody to feel threatened
A crossbow, frisbee!
Uh, my name is deputy-- I like saying that--
- Yes, you did.
- Sheriff's department!
- Set the beer down, get on the ground.
- ...Is, uh, going on to do ultimate fighting
- No, she doesn't, really.
Unprofessional, but if he was a grape,
- Like blue-black. Purple-black. Yeah.
When they brought in the little cute little girl thing.
- Top of your class.
[sound of punching]
When they switched jan.
Got called up, so he's going to tikrit and, uh,
POV: You just walked into #APIC24
- I don't know who she is,
Dupree.
That turns something,
Last night I decided who our new deputy would be.
Oh!