Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is ridiculous.

Peter, according to this, you're not a genius.

And they paid their tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic.

Okay, here we go. "What color is a fire truck?"

Like something could happen...

No, no, no, it's this.

This is Friday night at a fast food joint t

Say hello to my state-appointed inspirational social worker, Vern.

Mohamed be like

Hey, sir! Sir, you see those keys there? Sir!

#whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa #giggity giggity giggity #ooh yeah #watch this

Mindless chatter, is what it is.

Yeah, I'll have a... Is this thing on?

what do you think was in that horn?

YEAH! IN YOUR F*CKING FACE F*CKWAD!!!

Hello, Mrs. Griffin, it's your neighbor, Quagmire

Sylveon: Guilty! Thank you for saying guilty at Steve, Eeveelutions. I'm Eevee. And Steve will be sending to jail for 30 months. And there’s Mollie the Macaw is playing tag at him.

What, so that's it, Peter? You're just giving up?

Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

I just found out I'm retarded.

So, in international news, no luck yet finding Osama bin Laden.

I think that was the Council of Trent.

Oh, oh, oh, I'm a tumor

Are you kidding? You're a monster.

Yeah, easy for me. Good night, morons.

This is even better than that time I met Timer the Cheese Guy.

Don't point at me, you jackass!

But where are those good old-fashioned values

I can't believe they took the kids away.