Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with your mouth on a man.

Criss is trying to...

and I'm saying his name with an "h" and only one "s",

"Fluorescent lights contain Mercury."

cursing this network on a megaphone.

Fine. You are technically an adult.

That can't happen.

It's very frustrating to watch someone I care about

that thing definitely has a menstrual cycle.

with the couples on house hunters.

Oh, you mean my tote bag.

Well, then I guess this is a catch-22.

is biologically a female.

do something she clearly knows is bad for her,

plus, they told me I only needed 5,000 more shades points

because you won't approve of him.

Teri Polo and Ving Rhames called me at home.

That one’s a puzzler

i'm in chinatown baby

and look at their own junk.

I need my special, pink-gel fluorescents,

Hello, Lemon. Chew with your mouth closed.

Jersey city? His parents' apartment?

So what if a tour came by and some Fanny pack fatty

Tracy, uh, this is Liz. Please call my office.

You can't keep me out.

Especially now that I'm officially a "B-list" celebrity,

and are likely annoying his co-workers

"sexuality is a continuum," and he is but

We need to call security, and an ambulance.

It's not a walk-up, is it?