Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A statement from TGS head writer Elizabeth Lemon, adding...
Is he a space Armenian?
What does the box say?
Oh, yeah, if you watch those games,
like "Dakota" or "Barack"?
Because of my unfortunate situation with Avery,
someone I hope you consider a friend,
So I might as well meet him and get it over with.
Oh, a ukulele with an Obama sticker on it.
So, question about Lando Calrissian...
Time to go into Hornberger crisis mode.
Aha! The only reason you would reject that offer
Eh.
But I can't be connected to it in any way.
Fine, I'll stay! Gyah.
That's the wrong "glad," Tracy.
What?
It's a whole other world down there.
I faked Mercury poisoning to get out of my contract
I'd sit around all day and look at my own junk.
His name is "Chris,"
one touch and you're not caring