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Uh, I do commercials for, like, three days
That's how cool guys fuck.
Wow, that's a long time.
What's going on?
and go pick something out together?
Do you want to fuck me on that chair?
at a different angle is gonna solve anything?
But sometimes you have to pay your dues
Having a clean apartment, whew,
but making fresh pasta is a little intimidating.
and make sure this is something you want to do.
Beatrice and Charlemagne?
Hey, I have an idea.
I'm kind of tired.
which actually worked out for the best,
It's just a pillow.
that I know you don't really care about.
Your place?
Did they live happily ever after?
I'll be your maid.
[sighs] I don't know.
[gasps and grunts]
Do you want me to call them right now?
I guess you don't want that housewarming present
I don't move to Chicago for six months
Great. Well, now I'm liberated from back pain.
and they really love the kingdom they built together.
and one day,
but what am I supposed to do?
What's the one?
No, I just squeeze from the top,
Come on.
I'm in.
How about you stop rubbing your eye every time you shove your junk in me?