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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
but what am I supposed to do?
What's going on?
Your place?
I'm in.
That's how cool guys fuck.
and make sure this is something you want to do.
But sometimes you have to pay your dues
No, I just squeeze from the top,
and they really love the kingdom they built together.
and go pick something out together?
Come on.
Do you want me to call them right now?
It's just a pillow.
I'm kind of tired.
but making fresh pasta is a little intimidating.
which actually worked out for the best,
Uh, I do commercials for, like, three days
[gasps and grunts]
and one day,
Hey, I have an idea.
Great. Well, now I'm liberated from back pain.
Beatrice and Charlemagne?
Do you want to fuck me on that chair?
Having a clean apartment, whew,
Wow, that's a long time.
[sighs] I don't know.
How about you stop rubbing your eye every time you shove your junk in me?
Did they live happily ever after?
I'll be your maid.
I guess you don't want that housewarming present
that I know you don't really care about.
I don't move to Chicago for six months
at a different angle is gonna solve anything?
What's the one?