Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and they're like, "Oh, great.

[laughing] Wait, why do we need this?

Yeah, six months would have been pretty intense.

Damn, that's not a lot of juice for all that squeezing I did.

Oh, now you're shitting on me because I do commercials?

and they had to go get the magic potion

I'm gonna hold a plank pose-- ah-- for 30 seconds.

Because we used to have, like, crazy, amazing sex all the time.

I can make a mess.

Hey, so I picked us up a little treat

you have to have...

[sighs] Okay, why don't we just go return it

Yeah, you love eating pasta so much,

That's like when someone's like,

You're such a big part of my life.

-You squeeze it from the top? -Yeah.

What's her name?

It's called Meet the Parents.

Yeah, there we go.

I have an idea.

You are, but, um,

Different culture?

and she went crazy, and she beat his bumps.

The guy at the store said it was their best-selling thing.

So they know I live with you?

Don't be fucking silly.

and they were drinking and dancing and having fun,

That's like the kind of tone people use when they've decided

for, like, six months.

I used the pasta maker.