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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, sorry, sir. You're here.
Okay, well, sometimes my contacts get dried, okay?
-Intrigued? -Why, yes.
Any Indian sweets?
[romantic music]
-Oh, yeah. -No, stop.
That's in the kitchen. Things spill every now and then.
and I have been known to make silly faces
No, I'm not sure I want to move all the way to Chicago!
How artistically fulfilling is that?
Okay, okay, there.
It's distracting.
Well, good thing I'm already packed.
Well, neither of us finish? That just seems sad.
[romantic big band music]
It's just, I feel like you always say,
That's the last box.
because if I just made a mess every day,
so she can fast-forward through them to watch your commercials.
Yeah.
Fine, I'll throw it in the fucking trash.
That doesn't sound very convincing.
No, we don't have any Indian sweets.
Po-da! We've been living here for 40 years.
-Great. You know what? -Come on.
It was the greatest trip ever.
Cheese?
You know, because most of the buildings in New York are nice and cheap,
Fresh grapefruit juice.
All right, I'm sorry.
you never talk about me,
an intimate little chat with Charlemagne.
-Hey. -Come here. Look at this.