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And who's our next contestant?
The narrowband is .3-3kHz Adding a low-pass filter to remove transients
I feel like I need a tetanus shot just looking at it
No, I'll pass on that, thanks.
We Live To Fight ANothER DAY... Captain.
- What is it, Lake? - Nothing, sir.
It's a fine shot, sir.
Stow it, Yancy. He had higher orders. And you can forget about that third star.
Oh.
What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.
You Should More Careful, Sir. Remember, When You Rush, That's When Accidents Happen
Thank you. Nice job on that uniform though.
There was a fingernail in my food, you fat-ass moron.
Trust me.
(clicking)
I just don't believe it. I can't goddamn believe it!
Nobody talks about brave men and their proud autohelms
- Sir, we have a shooting solution. - Well!
P3's reported possible submarine. Approximately 9,000 yards.
They must know we're coming.
Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his dick.
You know.
that he not only allowed himself to be tattooed,
The only thing holding her together are the bird droppings, sir!
Nobody talks about brave men and their auto helms
Good Coffee
Trust me. He is out there.
Marty, I'm a little worried about your health. Not exactly a people person, are you?
- Propeller turbulence is becoming a problem. - Two degrees down bubble.
Rig for red. And, Howard, send somebody forward with a drop light and duck tape.
POV my friend asks my what car I drive
All hands, we are now going silent. Repeat, full silent.
Come to north at full speed. Set your depth at 200 feet.
(faint strains of Louie, Louie)
Star Trek Discovery movie...?
antiquated equipment, sir.
We acknowledge the kill and congratulate all the fine men on your boat.
But without command, once this exercise is over I'm headed for a deskjob,
(Howard) What is this, a scavenger hunt?
- Hell, no. Ready torpedo tubes one and two. - Aye, sir.
Uh-oh.
- Passing 100. - What's going on?
Back to periscope depth. Ahead full.
That feeling when you get to chew an employees ass.
Star Trek Discovery movie?
Orlando 3,000 yards and closing.
#yohoandblowthemandown
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Try to get a definitive classification.
Conn-engine room. We're taking on water!
Their planes'll have trouble seeing us. Surface. We'll run on top.
1B, cold.
- What the hell did you do? - What the hell did you do?
Way to go, sir. (obsequious snicker)
Ahead full. Course 2-5-0.
- I think we should continue to kick ass, sir. - Yeah!
Will be coming aboard
Presently there are several ships positioned outside the harbour to intercept us.
What are in these cans, Buckman?
Half a heartbeat. (laughs)
Right.
I'm proud of you. Once we're on top, run on one screw only.
I expect you to acknowledge it in accordance with the rules of this war game.
You will be given instead a new Seawolf class nuclear submarine
If she drives as well as she looks, we may even survive.
When you rush