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What's the matter, sir?

We are not running silent. Listen up.

This crew is the most incompetent bunch of Regards and assholes in Naval history.

Look, I hate to disappoint you, but I may have had some other things going for me.

- Sir, we have 12 degrees tilt starboard. - Check all emergency vents open.

Ain't that one of my chickens?? No it's a parrot.

Do you think we could catch and kill a bogie like that in time?

- Marty. - What?!

- Captain, this is way over my head. - Just focus on your procedures.

John William Burris

- Nitro, hi. - Interesting nickname.

brushed against a Russian missile sub just off Murmansk.

- Setting terms now? - No, sir.

Nobody talks about brave men in their proud simulators.

Look, Dodge, for the rest of this exercise, there's been a reconfiguration.

# Be all that you can be

- Since when were rules important to you, sir? - You watch yourself, Dodge.

- Bump it up to full. - Keep your trim.

- What are you doing? - Whisky thins down the mix.

Ready for Deep Dive!

You'll hang for this. Stop or you'll all hang.

When you get a week's holiday and there are Class 37's in Anglia

"I'm A Detriment To The Entire Operation. A Total Morale-Crusher."

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe you, sir.

Convergint Technologies Service Specialist at its finest

I get it. Please, don't take off your clothes.

- To command your own submarine. - That's not funny.

If we aimed them right, any kills should be visible in your scope.

Well, it's a long story.

- All you have to do is quit. - My old man won't let me.

I'm afraid you're headed straight for an ulcer if you can't ease up a little bit.

Gimme the money. Pay it up. 50 bucks. Ulysses S Grant.

- I could have you put on report. - Pfft! Be my guest.

Captain, maybe we're taking on water.

Hey, this is the navy. Don't call me sweetheart.

Just a little water.

Welcome aboard, sir.

(# sings In The Navy)

- Anything else? - Not yet.

# Yo-ho and blow the man down

- OK, I'll take it, Lieutenant. - Thank you, Captain.

They've been handpicked... by me.

Sir, sonar contact is breaking up. We're having some trouble tracking them.

Get the Stingray. Give them the coordinates.

- Three degrees down bubble. - Three degrees, aye.

It's getting tough to hold on in this wash. I must be right behind a prop.

However, if any of you would like to support Pascal, you may speak up now

Well, thank you, Captain.

Chin up, Lake, it wasn't your fault.

(metal buckling)

If you're good enough to evade further pursuit,

- I'm in line for a third star. - Oh, my God. I'll no longer outrank you.

It must be a whale. It's moving around.

Very well, then.

RJ, I want you to climb the periscope and put that lamp up on top of it.

Well, that's impossible. They must be confusing you with Emilio Lake.

- Goes under the name Sonar. - Welcome aboard, Sonar.

You have your orders, Captain. Do you read me?

I know. You were fouled.

He's impulsive. He's often undisciplined, even reckless at times.

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Isn't that one of my chickens? No, it's a parrot.

- Thank you, sir. It's nice to be noticed. - Oh, get out.

- You're sure? - Oh, yeah. A quarter and two dimes.