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- 2B... - Yes, sir.
Shoot.
The biggest group of incompetent retards and assholes I have ever met
- The man should be court-martialled. - But you can't find him.
However, at the time of your transmission I had already fired two torpedoes.
Well, Mr Pascal, looks like you're guilty of attempted mutiny.
to test the feasibility of women serving on submarines.
- And I'm sure you scored high, but... - Higher than you, sir.
in asking that the captain hand over command of the Stingray
Cos the short-squeeze is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can.
That is all.
- Stay right full. Hold steady now. - We're holding, ma'am.
I'd like to introduce our newest crew member - Lt Emily Lake.
Well, I'd have to disagree with you, Admiral Price.
Think like a pirate. I want an ops chief with a tattoo on his dick.
That's why you'll clean up the Stingray and take her out off the Atlantic coast
- Board the boat. I like a challenge. - You'll throw me off within a week.
Aar!
All right, gentlemen. Let's take her down.
- I'm it. - Good old Graham.
Minimal risk with this contact. Single-ping range, please.
(all sing Louie, Louie)
Gentlemen, I want to know who did this or shore leave is cancelled tonight.
I'm a bit of a gambler, sir.
It's good to see you again, Dodge. Been about four years.
It's all right. Everybody back to stations. Begin damage check.
The US Navy thanks you for your help, gentlemen.
This one's all right.
They're on us, sir. We're being actively pinged, 11,000 yards and closing.
And we have left the containment area,
(sailor on Tannoy) Emergency vent two-bravo appears shut.
- Any way I can cause a problem? - No, we're pretty well covered for now.
- Prepare for dive! - (sailor) Aye! Prepare for dive.
Cos the upward pressure on SPY is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can
- Rig for silent running. Battle stations. - (Lake) All ahead full.
What are you talking about? You were tomahawked.
Not only has he violated the rules of this war game,
You think you're the only one embarrassed to be here? That it's what I dreamed about.
Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Hardly.
Plug those leaks!
The Denali, out of Philadelphia.
- Though my friends call me Spots. - Spots.
Gimme a pack of gum. The Fruit Stripe.
ALL RIGHT, LIEUTENANT, Pendleton!!
What?
Zero bubble. Steady course 2-7-0.
Ahh, the heck with it. False alarm.
But if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves...
What the hell have you ever done?
(thudding)
Luck be with ye, Mr Pascal. Walk!
That's the army song, Jackson.
Aar-harr!
(pirate-like cries of Aar!)
How anyone would describe the Biden team
I’m gonna get my ass kicked!
Trumps legal team Exclaimed…
If any of you feel it's not worth it, please let me know now.
Excuse me, Captain.
- Priority message, sir. - I was not endangering the boat.
# It's a short little walk bound for eternity
The objective is for the Orlando to protect Charleston
Conn-sonar. Captain, we've lost the contact.
which means I'm out of the navy.
Well done, guys.
I got four months to go in the navy.
And I believe that you are deluded.
- Get the lookouts below and button her up. - Aye, sir.
Very well. Continue the dive.
Two degrees down bubble. No, one-and-a-half degrees down bubble.
(long yell)
# I'm going to feel the way I do today