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- Maybe one-and-a-half, sir. - Be quiet, Lake, or do it yourself.

Have all surface ships begin their sonar search.

- Do you come with a volume control? - Sir?

Come on. Get back to bed!

I just hope they have one in turquoise. Thank you!

There was nobody near you but the mascot, and he could have made that lay-up.

- Shit. - Passing 120.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have fulfilled every requirement of this mission except one.

Thank you for seeing me on such short notice, Admiral Winslow.

- Your thing. - What thing?

Sir, I believe this is crush depth for this particular boat.

Bearing 2-6-4. Range 8-5-0.

180 and closing, sir.

Yes. It's his mother's name.

When you are the only mobile unit on duty for the county

- Pay up. - (Dodge) Well done.

Except it's devilled ham!

Oh. How would you know that?

Come on, guys, let's work on this one.

Stairway To Heaven.

Squeakin’ from the freakin’ oinking from the boinkin’

Perfect. We just chased down a boatload of beered-up fishermen.

And I know it will make things hard on all of us.

punishable by one month in the brig. I'm ready to go, sir.

Well, most of the admiralty, they would agree with you.

I'm a detriment to the entire operation. A total morale-crusher.

It still tastes like creamed corn. Except it's deviled ham!

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- Make your depth 6-2 feet. - 6-2, aye.

Live to fight another day, Captain Poon.

I'd better go see if any of the other rooms are still tilted.

Oh, no. Great ears, sir. Watch what you say around him.

Had a nice young couple alongside two or three hours ago.

Retards and Assholes

- Permission to speak freely, sir. - Granted.

What exactly is this tattoo I keep hearing about?

- Hang with me, Jackson. - Tight on it.

This is the third time Tom Dodge has come up for command.

- Yeah! - Damn it to hell.

There is physical evidence that as an ensign Dodge became so physically intoxicated

I would not be in line for such a promotion without the help of my present crew.

Hello, Admiral Graham. Called to congratulate me?

He ignored a direct order.

to countries like Iran, Iraq and Libya, to name a few.

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Including this one. Does that answer your question?

Congratulations.

That would have been unethical, sir. I'm only out to screw myself.

- Bring me to single-ping range. - That'll give away our position.

- Well, how do you like your boat? - It's a complete piece of...

PREPARE FOR DIVE!

Uh, unless this is yours.

Eternal ocean from which we came, receive Lt Martin Pascal.

Your chef Anchors away

for a series of war games.

IT'S WORKIN' LIKE A SWISS... CAR

Small, but... filthy.

Shall I go active?

Mr Pascal, let's go to Charleston harbour and blow something up.

Catch us if you can.

No disrespect to the USS Rustoleum here, but I'd be better off in the Merrimack.