Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mavis, it's 2:00 in the morning.
He's home. I'm screwed.
Can you please come get him?
...you damn dirty ape.
And it was an aluminum house.
Because you didn't keep true.
Michael, if I'm going to get ahead of this thing, I need you to find out what's growing in my throat.
Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?
You see?
I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
- You're doomed. - Shh!
No. You'll be on your hands and knees.
Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.
...before the gorillas whip the crap out of Charlton Heston.
Okay, nice and cozy.
- Studying abroad? - No, visiting professor.
Yes.
Wireless minicamera and Bluetooth headset.
- Raj? - No way, Jose.
This is, but you are not.
You're Watching The Big Bang Theory On DirecTV
This is what I need to know.