Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
Rat Bastard Rat Bastard
I need to measure my fluid intake and output...
Well, my mom used to give me sponge baths.
- The living room appears to be empty. - Okay. He must be in his bedroom.
Excuse me, Mr. Grownup.
...it has shifted from clear to milky green.
At that point, based on the geography of the apartment and the ambulatory speed of a sick person,
Now a little more.
Okay, it's on.
- I don't think so. - Leonard.
Erin, I’m sick
- You want me to get eye surgery? - Would you rather go back...
Good, good.
Do you think Kami will come here and take care of us?
- It means go straight. - Then just say go straight.
...you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses.
When I finally managed to convince her I was sick...
Okay. It's on.
I'm not going in there.
Come on, I had to. You see what he's like.
Five movies, two hours apiece.
No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.
Leonard.
...Homo habilis would've figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose.
I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt.
- The living room appears to be empty. - Okay, he must be in his bedroom.
It's a start.
For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn-husking antibodies.
- Why is he calling? - Sheldon's sick.
I'm going home to write some bad checks.
Troy and Abed in the Morning. It looks like fans of our show have sat through (500) Days of Summer.
This is a sub-sonic impact sensor.
This is a sub-sonic impact sensor.
Oh, I guess you didn't.