Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to point out, I voted for orangutan...

- No, I don't think so. - Listen, Michael.

I don't think Kami's ever coming here again.

Abed, it's 3:00 in the morning.

Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me...

- Who's on the phone? - It's Leonard.

We'll be your eyes.

I forgot the protocol we put in place after the great ear infection of '06.

Leonard I'm sick

When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me...

Good. From this point forward, you will have to crawl.

- Here you go, good luck, bye. - Oh, wait, wait.

VapoRub makes my hands smell funny.

Penny, I have an lQ of 187.

With lime Jell-O?

Yeah, me too. So?

Oh, I guess you didn't.

Sheldon's at the Cheesecake Factory.

It's right here on the bottom.

For God's sake, Ma, I'm 26 years old.

- Howard, listen to me. - Hang on. Call waiting.

- It wasn't on? - No.

- I tried to stop you. - It's my own fault.

- lt wasn't on? - No.

...to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?

All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.

You're going to leave me?