Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and sweet-talk the Accountant into showing us his books.

and take it up with the Committee.

I was just thinking about how much fun we used to have

Oh, I have the worst stomachache.

And amazingly, it's not a weird sex thing.

Let's all say white people things!

a lot of lies in the last 300 years.

Doug has spent his entire life being nothing but good.

So where are we exactly? We're not on Earth, right?

So, in essence, Hume thought

It's not just a crush.

The last time someone got enough points

The Head Accountant has decided to see you.

and each half was put in a different person,

When people die, their biographical history

Let's look at one more file...

We're in the Good Place.

You flew halfway around the world

We're just a bundle of our ever-changing impressions.

Uh-oh. This is new.

on having a continued consciousness...

Oh, who do you want to see...

Billy Joel. I found it on Etsy.

are inter-dimensional fugitives,

I don't know how I can help you.

All I know is that other Chidi

and it's giving me the worst headache.

You're Eleanor Shellstrop from Phoenix, Arizona.

I just got 700 new Weird Sex Thing files

Did you mean everything you said,

who had some entirely different life.

Uh, well, I suppose I could give you a quick tour.

Your sense of self is crumbling,