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birds don't drink milk.

It's like three hands... like eight hands out there. Yeah.

I will not allow that. Okay, well, so can we just... we'll pop it on the docket?

I mean, you guys seen Maureen? The woman has gone

has a history of violence.

Okay. We have McPoyle v. Ponderosa.

a-and a big fan of black judges,

Yeah, Bill, you got to relax, okay? Uncle Jack

that unlike your typical North American barn swallow,

He spiked it, and then he tried to bribe me.

This is your big day, dude. McPoyle suing Ponderosa?

I'm gonna say I found some bullshit online

My hands tell a story Of greatness

I can't wait to crush you people.

Ah, why can't people just stay out of this?

Okay, Mr. McDonald,

Wh-Why are you on the stand?

clearly, this witness is mentally unwell

The point is...

Hey, you know, I feel like I'm not being utilized properly.

You can... you can get off my back. Well, don't sass me,

I don't... I don't think we should pursue

But you didn't actually see him do it, did you?

Guys, guys, we're doing the bird theory, all right? All right.

He's a professor of ornithology at the University of Penn.

I got the bombshell

My hands tell a story. Of greatness.

Your Honor, nothing represents the tragic aftermath

Didn't the bailiff ask everyone to remove their hats?

to the bird and say, "Did you attack Liam McPoyle?!"

Which means there's no way

I'm gonna do it. Hey, fat ass, this asshole's short 30 bucks.

I believe you're correct, yes.

The cow that provided the milk for the wedding.

Uh, cat. Excuse me?

you're a bit of an expert on birds, yes?

Where is Liam? Well, he actually got pinkeye

Mr. Meir, I would like you to please talk

to it in '76, and we all know