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You didn't have to text me.
As soon as they figure out
"There's something wrong with Dad."
Well, I am lucky to have a son-in-law like you.
See you, babe! I got the kids!
N... what about her?
Yeah. Absolutely.
and I should probably tell you
Mom just left Dad.
We're talking about casual sex
"Why am I the one that lived?"
Hey, seriously, very thankful.
Thank you.
Hands off, lady.
You're right. I did.
being around a mother that's so maternal, you know.
Just keep your chin up.
Uhp. Reinforcements have arrived! Thank God.
Roger Shaw.
because that was my credit card.
That is the exact definition of bragging.
It's a shame I didn't meet you seven months ago.
And maybe a beer.
and I casually mention
Four scotch and sodas, please.
Or this is a decent stopping point
There's something wrong with Dad.
The kids are great.
Great.
I was wrong.
Did your ex take everything?
for when we both have company,
Nice to meet you.
Um, okay, so, uh, the kid toothpaste...
Why do you have to go alone?
I am not obsessing.
Hey, can you pick up some nail polish tomorrow?
Oh, well, hey.
the basic floor plan for that inevitable scenario.
Wow, that is...
I do.
Now who are you gonna get to watch them?
A year, maybe two.
I will jump on a grenade for you.
had kind of ruined their lives.
Right? I can't wait to hear it.
and I know that this might be
Well, that is my all-time favorite place.
And used to taking care of someone
That clinical trial we talked about...
I mean, you barely know this guy,
You have something on your face.
Well, That Is My All-Time Favorite Place.
that Dr. Grant and I are gonna submit you for.
I mean, tonight.