Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I think it's freaking romantic.
You know, isn't it a little immature of seniors to be giving wedgies?
Keep her updated daily on the innermost workings of Ryan Atwood.
Your plan poses a myriad of obstacles.
...and I don't. I don't have your money.
We don't have locked doors in this house.
- I missed you. - I missed you too.
- Hello? - Charlotte, hi, it's Sandy Cohen.
End-of-the-world, locusts-and-horned-beasts bummer.
- Okay. - So...
Marissa, l...
I thought we might start with something that didn't involve me getting arrested.
I gotta tell you, though...
You like it?
Well, if they can stick together? I don't know, they've survived a lot.
Usually, yeah.
I'm the one who's gonna get his ass cheeks taped together.
A new life.
Who came up with that? I did
Okay. Just, please, promise me you'll sleep on it.
Jimmy, I'm done talking.
Well, Caleb had a series of high-interest loans...
One month detention.
- Have a good day? - Yeah, thanks, man, you too. Sorry.
- Wow, hello. - Let's get married.
Because everyone knows that Marissa was the popular one.
This is so wrong. Like, epically tragic.
My father loves musicals, okay.
Summer, it's "specially abled."
And then the honeymoon, we stock up the boat...
Well, to be honest, I ran into some unexpected complications...
I was just about to say that.
Talking while we should be painting.
...graduate on time, and get into college?
Is there any chance you might... You might wanna stay after that?
You should probably go...
Okay, how about this: You and Marissa run away together.
You know, actually, honey...
I was thinking, maybe Marissa could stay here, live with us.
What's gotten into you, Jimmy?
Any ideas?
Well, I'm not exactly looking forward to it. The will part, I mean.
Mimosas, a chef making custom omelets. I like it.
...the way I do with you.
...it's bad luck to spend the night before the wedding with the bride...
Says who? Charlotte?
It's like 8:30.
- All right, then. I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay.
I'm not going for him.
Ryan, he's never going to go for that, man.
- I just... - Couldn't help slugging the dean.