Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...you two were responsible for Marissa Cooper crashing the carnival...
Who came up with that plan, Cohen?
- Sandy, hi. - Hey, is... Is Kirsten there?
Oh, no. All right, listen, skank.
It was just such a good musical, it made me wish it were better.
- Urine-free footwear. - Freedom to do what you want.
Put Newport and all of our history behind us.
- You are so not funny. - I'm kind of funny.
If we push hard and it doesn't work, we'll have ourselves to blame.
...and you just start packing?
We're gonna maybe head down by the pier, meet Seth and Summer.
...doesn't mean we don't realize you're some stupid skank.
...as she's dragged off to some island by her paranoid mom.
No, no, I am in charge.
A little more. A little less.
Julie and I live happily ever after.
I'm the Dean of Discipline. I'm here to set examples.
But?
Follow me.
That's the great thing about this place. Nothing ever happens.
I assume you're here for more than breakfast.
They're returning sooner than expected.
I guess I'm just a little scared.
I don't know how to put this...
If things get messy, we'll clean them up together.
Everyone just acted that way because they were afraid of Ryan.
- Seth Cohen, don't move. - Dean?
What? No. Okay, Mom, we can't. I can't.
Dad? Oh, my God.
Yeah, you can...
I need you to hold me.
So you think you'll head back east?
Mom, this is not his fault.
No. No, it's just the best we can do if our family wants to stay together.
Okay, I won't force you to go to boarding school...
Because I know you didn't do this all by yourself.
...go hopelessly awry, and my dad has to bail us out?
More. Less.
You know, this is kind of awkward...
...I don't know where she is.
The Coopers are moving to Hawaii. You move also.
It's an apology.