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Now, that is-- that is just silly.
more so now than ever before, thanks to that raise I got last month.
Don't worry about it. I mean, I'm guessing you were probably fired...
[ Laughs ] You have got to be Joe. Any more questions?
Excellent. [ Giggles ] Great. Oh, this is gonna be fun.
because he thought one of his cats was on the verge of learning to speak?
[ Sighs ]
Bill, this isn't a joke. This is for real.
Wow, that Matthew works fast. Yes, his alacrity is matched only by his thoroughness
inched closer to achieving a bipartisan consensus.
that efficiency was a really interesting field of inquiry?
I know that sort of thing happens in New York all the time, but where I come from--
This is, like, the second shirt I've ruined today.
I guarantee the little freak'll grow on you.
I've got a plan. I've got a plan too.
- Is that right? - Uh, sort of.
Workplace inefficiencies. Oh.
Oh, Matthew, I think you got some paint on your hands.
I'm still hung up on Matthew getting a raise.
True story.
twice as much money as we're bringin' in.
even though you don't even know her? [ Laughs ] No.
but Bill made me promise to give you this. [ Scoffs ]
Joe-- Well, without Joe everything would just break down around here,
I swear, it increases my productivity by at least 50%.
Do you have a blouse I could borrow? [ Indistinct ]
Yeah, yeah. You know, Carl actually tried out for Matthew's job,
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