HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, if you're lookin' for a witch, Beth's your woman.
I'll wipe that for you, please. Oh, no.
Matthew, I guess, is off doing what Matthew does best--
So it seems like Matthew could do all the reporting himself.
Are you saying that I-- Yes, I am.
No. Well, that's what I'm sayin'.
- No, we didn't. - Oh, well, then who did?
Rupert Murdoch laughed at me so hard my speakerphone almost burst into flames.
[ Chuckling, Sobbing ]
Well, sir, call me naive-- You're naive.
I'm startin' to feel like Jackie Rubinson playing for the Sacramento Bumwads.
and I think the best thing for this team...
But Matthew isn't like the hundreds of other completely incompetent guys out there.
Well, today's the big day. Oh.
You're very lucky to have found a place where you fit in.
Oh, did I say, "By color"? I meant to say, "By size."
In Albany today, State Assemblyman Bruce Sparks...
Thank you. to Bill.
Lisa, Matthew's the one who's gonna get fired.
Well, I don't know about anybody else here, but I am makin' money--