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Well, if you're lookin' for a witch, Beth's your woman.
I'll wipe that for you, please. Oh, no.
Matthew, I guess, is off doing what Matthew does best--
So it seems like Matthew could do all the reporting himself.
Are you saying that I-- Yes, I am.
No. Well, that's what I'm sayin'.
- No, we didn't. - Oh, well, then who did?
Rupert Murdoch laughed at me so hard my speakerphone almost burst into flames.
[ Chuckling, Sobbing ]
Well, sir, call me naive-- You're naive.
I'm startin' to feel like Jackie Rubinson playing for the Sacramento Bumwads.
and I think the best thing for this team...
But Matthew isn't like the hundreds of other completely incompetent guys out there.
Well, today's the big day. Oh.
You're very lucky to have found a place where you fit in.
Oh, did I say, "By color"? I meant to say, "By size."
In Albany today, State Assemblyman Bruce Sparks...
Thank you. to Bill.
Lisa, Matthew's the one who's gonna get fired.
Well, I don't know about anybody else here, but I am makin' money--
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