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Just asking. Uh-huh. All right.
Oh, yeah. Well, Dave helps,
Well, I-I guess I see your point. Yeah.
I know that, but let's face it.
I think p.j.'s, 'cause if you get toothpaste on your day clothes, you're screwed.
Messy stuff, that paint. Yeah.
No. Wait a minute. I thought you were here to hack off all the fat,
Okay, but it was, like, months ago.
Oh, gee, it says here he's an accountant.
Oh, I'm sure he probably could, yeah. Oh, great.
Thanks a lot, Lisa. Let me put it this way, folks.
Your shirt's just makin' it-- [ Gags ] worse.
Oh, boy, I hate that word "fire."
and 15,654 times 12 months is 187,848, not 18,784,
What the hell you think I've been tellin' you over and over and over again?
Matthew, buddy, we need to talk.
Thank you. I-I think a little bit...
Wow. That was some sneeze. Allergies.
Mr. James brings us a message here this morning,
Who to fire? Who to fire?
from a few jobs yourself, and look where you ended up, right?
I've gotta tell you, Bill, I'm so glad you finally decided to give TV news a shot.
Bill, where have you been?
Actually, nothing goes on here without his go-ahead. Really?
because he thought he was addicted to computer solitaire?
Yeah, I've got one at home.
Oh, poo. Paint. Oh.