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This stuff belongs in the Smithsonian.
-Well, it happened again. -What happened?
It's the wrong card.
It must have been a lot of work. Thank you very much, you two.
I think it's unconscionable.
And we all know how painful that can be.
Now, come here.
How do you feel about that?
-You wanted to see me, Elaine? -Yes, Lou.
We've officially bottomed out.
It was great. I've done it a few more times since then.
Tic Tacs work?
Someone mentioned to me you were not very happy...
It's just that you're:
And if you are undead...
And done.
I gotta get to Fowler.
He's getting credit for work that I did.
-It's practically bionic. -Hey.
...they were not as hygienic as they appeared on TV.
You broke my blender.
Hey, Jerry. Come here a sec.
Mr. Costanza You Have 30 Minutes
Boy, my knuckles are still cramped from that football game.
What about the woman who's been drugged and taken advantage of?
We're talking this way
Hey, Jerry...
Not with these honeys.
And she doesn't know anything about this?
No.
On the couch? So you're--
We need a new format We should shut down and retool
Yes, sit down. Yes.
I'll pretend I didn't hear that
What Is this amateur hour?
Okay, we're back!
Jerry, look.
What kind of sick, twisted creep are you?
She doesn't even know about the toys.
Still getting nothing.
-That's the noise. -What?
So he just sidles up?