Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yep. And we haven't been to school in days and days and days.

I must warn you that once this next tape starts...

Uh, Comic Book Guy, you're under arrest for the possession of illegal videos.

Please to note, this is no ordinary comic book.

But we'll reduce the sentence if you put your pants on... fast!

Then we have much to discuss.

If you spill soda on it, the drops fly off harmlessly onto lesser comics.

I'll pass. Beer is the nectar of the nitwit.

There's a price break at a thousand.

You know what would be good with these?

Uh, these, they're just painted on there.

Why, you ill-mannered sack of crap!

- She makes me laugh. - Here I come!

I'll be right down.

You need to avoid stress. Now what kind of work do you do?

Mr. Simpson, it hurts!

It says here he's the movie magician behind Creepshow...