Granny Retires - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E18]

You should have said something.

Yeah, she wants to devote the rest of her life to finding a cure for freckles.

Yes, that's probably it.

I've been watching you, and I decided that you're the one to take over my practice.

Granny, do you know it's against the law to set up your still in Beverly Hills?

I need some medical advice.

Don't keep looking at me, Granny.

If you have to, hit a couple of pedestrians.

You don't give two shucks about cure and freckles.

Roy, you come to me for advice, and I'm giving it to you.

All right, I'll see what you're lacking.

What matters is, I got to find a cure for it.

Don't tell me your troubles.

Jed, please come back and help me.

It ain't old age, I told you that.

Y'all come back now, hear?

I get chilled easier, and my joints are stiff in the morning.

You'll have to go in the class with Jethro and Ellie Mae.

I categorically deny that I have... Now don't start that again.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up flew the sound from a bubbling crude.

Back to the hills?

There is now.

It's for charity, $8 million.

Who's talking about a fake?

You've got frostbite of the brain.