Granny Retires - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E18]

You do?

We'll take your car.

Well, you are some kind of a doctor, and my oath says that I gotta help you out if I can.

Of course it's catching, it's old age.

I gotta go back to the hills.

I've had too many run-ins with that unlicensed, untrained queen of the voodoos.

I never did hear a ring before.

Granny... All right.

Remember, Jethro, tomorrow you're the nurse.

I just know I gotta do it.

This will never work.

Sit down.

Do you know what you got me into?

Y'all come back now, hear?

That's why I picked Dr. Clyburn.

You don't give two shucks about cure and freckles.

Listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

It's catching.

Satisfell, take your shoes off.

Go on upstairs, third door to the right, and sit in the back of the class.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up flew the sound from a bubbling crude.

Mr. Drysdale?

I told you everybody's going to have granny's complaint along about age 65.

Roy, you've got to forget them home remedies.

But that's it.