Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Be gentle with me today, Dawn. - Why is that?

Can you promise that?

there should be no ego when you're pulling together to do something good. Yeah?

Play hard when we should be working hard sometimes, partly down to me, sure.

2 drinks for 66p Yes please, four... so

Assistant to the regional manager. Gareth's my right-hand man.

what if that killed someone?

- Hello. - All right?

- once you make your case. - Based on fact.

because if I have to work with him for another day,

or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No.

But it's the effect he has.

It's not even my joke it's my brothers joke and it's meant to be with bills. Doesn't really work with faxes.

didn't happen. We had to let him go.

They are absolutely mad, all of them.

- What's in the bag? - Just..tell her I'll see her later.

The thing about practical jokes is, you've got to know when to stop as well as start,

Gareth Davies Assistant to the regional manager

no good, don't bother. I've got the man here. He's perfick.

I'm team leader! I should know first.

So you can't say whether it's going to be us or them.

Popcorn. Ben Elton.

And then head office said... yeah.

every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn!

All right. See you then.

and I'm seeing the flies and the starvation -

Imagine if I started doing that with you.

Went out with a few of his mates, didn't we?

- What? - Gareth what are you doing?

Right. You can be my witness. Give him an official warning.

Keith and Jamie are having these little...

My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profit by 17%,

- A wreck... - I've got some photos.

you can't muck about there

Gareth, it was just there, ok?

Did not get a Power of Attorney form no

How many games have you

but should he be working here?

- Got a hangover, you big poof? - Ah, that's derogatory.

Why would a murderer put his name on a murder weapon?