Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Obviously we get through a lot of paper.

I got them off Nobby Burton who comes round with a suitcase.

- It's not a question of trust. - It is a question of trust, Malcom.

And every lunchtime!

No. You and I don't decide.

Gareth Davies, assistant regional manager

Yeah? I'm out here in Africa -

She said you were a good laugh and, you know...

- It wasn't on your desk. - It was overlapping.

and it's come down to the calculator.

- Oh.....ok go on. - No no no no, listen David. Don't panic.

They're going, "who's that nutter?" "That's my boss."

- Can you just tell us? - Yeah. All right.

Then why isn't it in my hand?

...redundancies. Now, it is true or not?

I've told him the same as you.

This is the sort of work we're doing.

you can't muck about there - thats one of the rules

- The they have to....does he understand....go on. - David.

But, er...you know..

No. Under this regime, Jenny, this will not leave the office.

You're such a sad little man.

Oh kill some..well..They'll think you're the murderer. It's got your name on it.

- Been with us for ages, haven't you? - Yeah.

"Ricky. No, Ricky!" what was his girlfriend's name on eastenders?

but it's not company policy...

TAKE IT OUT OF TAXPAYER CASH

I was in the territorial army for three years,

I suppose I've created an atmosphere where I'm a friend first

All right. What is it, time of the month?

Hypocrite warning.

- I'm not counting. - Aren't you?