Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a twat, Gareth. A twat and a knob end.

Yeah, it's all right here,

- David? - I wasn't.

It's the people. Investment in people. Yeah?

David Brent, I presume!

Present company excepted. Is Neil concerned about redundancies?

Can I have the mail, please?

Gareth, it's only a trifling matter.

- I did fax you one this morning. - Dont think we got a fax, did we Dawn?

I couldn't give a shit.

Er... I need a tonnage price on matt-coated sra1.

- Roaches. - Caught you, drug addict.

Didn't know that.

ow many times have I told you there's a special filing cabinet for job applications from the burke family?

then maybe you should adhere to the ongoing confidentiality agreement

So what does redundancy actually mean?

I'm just trying to think of AV/Duck puns

We're like Vic and Bob, and one extra one

good luck to them but their hands are clean, while I'm down here in the office

Or I could just apply for another job.

we all are, aren't we?

Right. Since the last meeting...

Ricky Howard from the temping agency.

I said, "if head office try and come here to interfere they've got me to contend with.

Just the 8 threes for curry last night then

It's not like I'm out again tonight with oggy.

How many times have I told you There's a special filing cabinet for messages from Rob

Just the 2 postive reviews for me last night then

Er... right. I am aware of the rumours that have been circulating,

- There's nothing... - be straight with us.

and they're doing their bit counting the money,

Let it go onto answering machine.

WALTON YOU OLD SLAG

Thou shalt not steal unless it's only 12p.

as you are aware, there are going to be redundancies.

Stop looking up her skirt.

There's people starving in the world, which I hate. It's a waste.

This guy does the best Ali-G impersonation.

and now's the time to stop putting Gareth's possessions in jelly, all right?

Have you advertised the forklift driver's job?