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Is it the turnover?
I don't want to have to look at you, Gareth.
We work hard.
The number bods.
All right. You tell them with my permission.
- We haven't made any deci... - don't panic?
Ricky, the new temp. Introduce yourself.
I need a quick word.
Burgess in five goal salvo it says here
- You're thinking of someone else. - Oh! Sorry.
I'm not worried for me. I'll be all right.
I’m just trying to think of other bread puns to do
Oh, god, I had a skinful last night.
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
That's all.
This is why the whole redundancy thing doesn't bother me,
Bozo Dom Cummings
Dawn Tinsley. Receptionist.
I was blar... tered.
I can't...
wasted talent, yeah?
You've met Tim, haven't you?
- Can we not talk about redundancies? What we have to decide.. - Well...we have to sooner or later.
That's the tragedy.
Slow down, you're moving too fast. Solomon's here. All part of the job. What's going on?
Can't put a price on comedy. Er...
What?
You know, I don't care if you're black, brown, yellow -
I'm just trying to think of other The Office related rain delay jokes to do.
Just the 232 gamling cases for me last night then
"but I've done that, I want to better myself, I want to move on."
Yeah. We'll get a c.v. over to you this afternoon.
Number two, misuse of company files.
- you asked them. - Put your hand down.
There's guys my age, and they look 50.
Just the five points gap for me this weekend then
Better get that back.
I don't need your permission.
Oh, god. Absolutely mental.
Yeah.
- When? - Tonight, hopefully.
This is my ship and I've asked you to trust me, and you can't go wrong.
Coz it's got my name on it in tippex.
The point is you talk the talk but do not walk the walk
- Ok. No problem. - This does, however, mean...
"in the work-related arena,
- Thieving? - Yeah.