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Adult adam: It was may 10, 1980, something, and my dad was pondering
Live in a van! Wait, what?
Hey, you're the one who wanted to sleep head-to-feet.
'cause he didn't choose for milk to come out of his nose.
Adult adam: Like all dads, mine was obsessed with the gas tank.
Oh, that's too bad, because it's my house, my rules.
Well, then, let me help.
But none of that matters
Mama.
David sirota... By a landslide.
What's happening? Why isn't my a-team van working?
Erica had taken the upper hand.
This isn't fair. We paid for it.
I say we pool our money together and buy our own ride.
So, you just...
(scoffs)
Sorry I'm late. Yearbook is killing me.
Adult adam: But I didn't.
I don't know about that stuff,
People think that putz is funnier than me?
Boom! My van, my rules! I win!
But dad's too stubborn, and I'm too hungry.
Dear lord, what did he do to that corn?
You will never win. You see this face?
Eating tuna and getting ready to use the potty bush.
Erica, please.
Stop saying that!
From all my favorite comedians.
He tells jokes about the people in his world,
Are you kidding me?
Well, I love this idea.
This is the face of a winner.
Right here. Oh, right...Right...
I'm really, really sorry.
I can't believe he said that!
Meanwhile, erica and barry were feeling even worse
Hole.
(door opens) do not knock on this door.
But give me a few more years.