Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

would you want to maybe...

I'm drunk, okay?

Hit it off at karaoke.

Well, I thought it was very big of you to help him at all.

I don't even know what it means,

They gave everyone free tablets and wi-fi and phones.

Let's get gross.

I mean, it seems like Tammy is trying to turn you into Ron,

- and go watch the Bears. - No.

and you best believe she will.

You leave us alone, and we swing the vote to you?

and you have a Hooters platinum card.

Well, did you at least get buddy holly to sing?

Maybe you're not a blonde bimbo after all.

Are you horny with gratitude

Let me explain why.

does Tammy get to keep the gold?

You're behaving very strangely.

God, I hate that I know that.

Yeah, I think we're just gonna go, Dan.

You need two years of school

- and I pretty much hate everyone. - Oh.

I can't do it all myself, and I need a manager,

There was a guy eating lunch in here who didn't finish his spaghetti.

Dude, make your move. Ask her out.

and you brought me back from the brink,

Well, Erik, if you didn't give it to me,

Lucy, hey. Andy Dwyer.

Part of me wants to go back, you know?

That's what murderers do before they murder someone.

Thank you, councilman.

I gotta say, hanging out with Lucy's been so fun.

Strip down, you sex maggot.

- This is so dumb. - Awesome!

So this is where you want to eat lunch?

Wow, Jamm and Tammy. Jammy.

Ms. Knope. How's that $0 bid coming along?